this morning, as i was driving to my internship, i was listening to ryan seacrest’s morning show on kiis fm. i don’t normally do that, but hey what the hell. so he does this thing called “ryan’s roses.” people call in, suspecting that their significant other is cheating on them, and the show actually CALLS that significant other over the RADIO and pretends to offer them free flowers. they ask who they want to send those flowers to and if the first person they say is someone OTHER than the person who called in, then you totally know that they’re cheating on them or something’s going on!
are you following me so far?
so today, this woman nancy calls the show and says that she suspects her husband, mark of five years of marriage, is cheating on her. they call mark, pretend to offer him free flowers and ask who he wants to send them to. at this point, i was like, “OH. MY. GOD.” as i was turning onto the 10 west. i almost crashed into the railing.
"who do you want to send them to?" the woman asks…
and mark says, “DIANA JOHNSON.”
and then ryan cuts in, “hey mark, this is ryan seacrest. you’re on the radio. are you married to a woman nancy?”
then the rest of it is the two of them arguing. it was riveting radio. how often can you put those two words together?