March 2010
14 posts
a story about oranges
i almost never eat fruit. i’m so extremely lazy that if i have to peel or wash something, well that’s just too much work, i’m sorry. but once in a while, something will compel me to eat a specific type of fruit and last night, it was oranges. i took two out of the fridge that had been sitting there for about a week and began to cut them up. after the first one, i tried to throw...
MAILER-DAEMON@yahoo.com
failure notice
i get this every time i accidentally send an email to an address that doesn’t exist.
makes me think a tiny mail demon is messing with my emails.
Watchthis is what i feel like these days.
don't dream it.
be it.
Watchnow why couldn’t this have been my senior thesis.
pet peeve #5
when i run out of clothes hangers.
whoa. clothes is such a weird word. clothess…
9:32
was my best mile time in high school.
zach galifianakis
is the new robin williams.
so… just.. go away, robin williams.
try this
next time you eat a banana, put it in the freezer for twenty minutes or so.
when you take it out, it’s like you’re eating a smoking banana.
hey, i think it’s cool.
