i almost never eat fruit. i’m so extremely lazy that if i have to peel or wash something, well that’s just too much work, i’m sorry. but once in a while, something will compel me to eat a specific type of fruit and last night, it was oranges. i took two out of the fridge that had been sitting there for about a week and began to cut them up. after the first one, i tried to throw the skins into the trash and a tiny piece of orange fell right between my toes. i couldn’t stop cutting the oranges to pick it out, because then i would have had to go wash my hands and it would’ve totally ruined my orange cutting groove. with an ikea knife in one hand and orange in the other, i tried to raise my foot and spread my toes so that the piece would fall into the trash, but it wasn’t working. i looked like an idiot. i had to finish cutting the oranges with the tiny bit stuck between my toes; it was the only thing i could do. and i’m weird, that kind of stuff really bothers me.
but they were delicious. i put them in the freezer for a while and they turned out crunchy.