a story about oranges
i almost never eat fruit. i’m so extremely lazy that if i have to peel or wash something, well that’s just too much work, i’m sorry. but once in a while, something will compel me to eat a specific type of fruit and last night, it was oranges. i took two out of the fridge that had been sitting there for about a week and began to cut them up. after the first one, i tried to throw...
failure notice i get this every time i accidentally send an email to an address that doesn’t exist. makes me think a tiny mail demon is messing with my emails.
this is what i feel like these days.
don't dream it.
now why couldn’t this have been my senior thesis.
pet peeve #5
when i run out of clothes hangers. whoa. clothes is such a weird word. clothess…
was my best mile time in high school.
is the new robin williams. so… just.. go away, robin williams.
next time you eat a banana, put it in the freezer for twenty minutes or so. when you take it out, it’s like you’re eating a smoking banana. hey, i think it’s cool.